This is one that never got published in Brainwaves.
I was pondering various types of punk animals and things like that...
But it didn't seem terribly family-friendly I guess, and it kind of made me cringe.
Every so often I just leave one in the archives, to have its secret little unpublished life until I decide to bring it out later.
Come to think of it, here's another one:
I guess every so often I just have to get gross with cows and then I can go on with my life.