Don't try to read it here, silly. It's too teeny. Go see it on Flickr.
This is based on an incident that occurred in our bathroom many years ago. My husband and I were living in an apartment and were getting ready for work. He was brushing his teeth, I was drying my hair. He turned and looked at me and opened his mouth to show off his icky toothpaste. I aimed the hairdryer at his face. The laws of physics being what they are, toothpaste ended up covering pretty much the whole bathroom. It was fabulous.