I found out! It goes to this antiques store in Healdsburg. This place was a complete trip. There was a suitcase just like the one my grandmother brought with her when she used to visit. There were strange kitchen contraptions. There were military uniforms. And, the weird face-stimulating thing you see in here. Remember those?
I'm working on some editing techniques so that I can start making the Creative Beast into movies, so here is an experiment that I did on camera direction and pacing. Enjoy! Now you'll know where those weird products of yore ended up.