Dear People who Hide Behind Email:

We know who you are. We know that you would rather squirt pixels through a data cable than talk to someone. We also know you like to say nasty things on blogs and forums and then watch everyone get riled up and call you a troll and all of that. All I have to say is this: Someone is out there going for a nice walk in a meadow with no pixels present and they are having a nice time of it. Until their iPhone rings. Sigh.