
Here are the things I am good at doing with packaging:
1. Going to pour that unexplained liquid out of the hot dog package and in doing so dumping at least one hot dot straight into the garbage disposal (thooop)
2. Ripping that re-closeable ziploc top right off the bag of shredded Mozzarella cheese (reseal THIS!)
3. Cooking packaging into things, like what's that bit of plastic in the marinara sauce?
4. Generally flinging cheese everywhere
And this is just with food packaging. I won't get into what happens when I try to open toys. That's a separate issue.
